The governemnt would like nothing better than to giver every man woman and child free cable tv, sugar, and alcohol
(knock-knock) Penny (knock-knock) Penny (knock-knock) Penny
If broadband Internet is the savior (and I don't generally disagree with that theory) and if,
The gov'mit wants to dummy us up by providing every man, woman and child free cable TV, then
How is the gov'mit gwine keep us away from the savior (broadband Internet) when that's a part of cable TV, and if,
The gov'mit is gwine give every man, woman and child free sugar where they gwine get the sugar to make all that free alcohol?
Anyway, and seriously, are we really having a serious discussion over possible government censorship of a TV entertainment show hosted and executive produced by a former professional WWF wrestler and former outlaw motorcycle gang thug that features topics that have been the hottest Internet conspiracy meme's for over 10 years (what's there to censor that we haven't already heard about a thousand times before on the Internet?) while preaching to its own small, but dedicated choir? Are Vince, The Hulk and The Roc going to show up next with one of them hitting The Body up-side the head with a folding chair while we suddenly discover that we aren't on TTI or even truTV but have somehow slipped the channel selector and we're on the WWE Network?
Really, have so many Internet users lost their minds to the extent that they can no longer discriminate between Ghost Hunters, WWE/WWF, Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory and reality? Just because the network labels a show as "Reality TV" does not mean that what the show persents is real. It means that the show is non-scripted entertainment, i.e. made on the cheap using as few union actors and writers as possible in the post Writers' Strike world.
I do find it somewhat troubling that you want it both ways: cable TV is a gov'mit conspiracy to dummy up the people but you want your favorrite gov'mit cable TV show about gov'mit conspiracies to remain on the gov'mit controlled cable.
Face facts: the show stunk it up, isn't worth the cost of producing and like every other such show is cancelled. JV produced a TV show that targeted the choir while coming off as obviously unintended and somewhat embarassing humor to the rest of the occassional viewers. People want to like Jesse and as the former Governor of Minnesota they want to be able to take him seriously. That's why the unintended humor was "somewhat embarassing" for them. The show reminds them a bit too much of The Blair Witch Project.
As to conspiracies, the all too real and all too typical Hollywood "conspiracy" of initiating and carefully placing a rumor into the public discussion in order to save an otherwise failing TV or movie project is a hundred times, ah hell - a thousand times - more likely than what is being discussed.
But it's not sexy enough to even consider that the producers may have engaged in a "creative reality" conspiracy (which is really just a good, though last ditch effort, business decision) to save their show.
Nah. A show about gov'mit conspiracies wouldn't have a clue about how to engage in a conspiracy of its own.
Yeah - we should eat our gov'mit sugar, drink our gov'mit liquor, turn on the gov'mit cable TV, follow the rest of the dummied up gov'mit sheep and go with gov'mit conspiracy. It's easier than using our gov'mit issued brains for other than gov'mit issued headphone racks.
Or -
You're correct; cable TV is a gov'mit conspiracy and broadband Internet is The Savior. Just drop Jesse an email and tell him to save us all by taking the show to broadband Internet TV. There's nothing, not a thing, stopping him from doing just that. Uhhh...but don't hold your breath waiting for Jesse to jump on it. It's about the Dollaz, not the Net or even the Message. That's Entertainment and, well, entertainers expect to get paid and paid well.