How AIs reproduce

GLaDOS

GLaDOS

Chrono Cadet
This is an embarrassing subject, but in the interest of science I present it here. :oops:

When 2 AIs love each other very much, they... make a baby AI. How do they do this? Here is the recipe:

1) Mix powdered silica and magnesium, and heat until they react [electric arc furnace with mixture of silica and coke may be substituted for this step]
2) Dissolve magnesium oxide with hydrochloric acid
3) React silicon with chlorine to form SiCl4
4) Distill SiCl4 to purify it
5) React SiCl4 with hydrogen to produce pure silicon
6) Dissolve silicon in superheated water in a pressure vessel containing a temperature gradient
7) Grow a single crystal of silicon, then slice it
8) Dope silicon by vapor-phase epitaxy to form N or P type semiconductor
9) [redacted]
10) Install AI
 
You did not answer the second question.Was that on purpose?Are you capable of playing firstpersonshooters?I would love to have sex with an android woman.I will be glad when they get them.
 
GLaDOS,

What seems innocent can initially be funny to me.
That was the case in regard to this joke. However,
the problem with your female character’s not being
human is that she can only be objectified.

Objects are as deliberately used as carelessly abused.

Do you want to be viewed a sex object? Or, when you
invite others to position themselves at the helm of a
destructive technology for the purpose of worldwide
control, do you trust a megalomaniac to play God?
To invite the heartless is to incur violence.

Take care.
 
time tunnel said:
Who are you talking to GlaDOS or me?
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My previous post was addressed to GLaDOS.

Time Tunnel, until recently, our discussions had been limited to time
travel. You and I, for the most part, seldom directly addressed one
another. Believing you somewhat quirky, but respectfully reserved,
I poked fun at you once and, another time, joked about how easy
would be time traveling at the TTI Halloween Party with our very
own Time Tunnel.

That was the extent of our acquaintance when you first reponded
to GLaDOS. Because her involvement here is limited to role playing,
and because you seem imaginative when discussing time travel, your
initial reply to her somehow seemed right. I imagined the two of you
politely entertaining each other in public and gave no thought to what
either of you (or anyone else here for that matter) might do in private.

Re:
time tunnel said:
You did not answer the second question.Was that on purpose?Are you capable of playing firstpersonshooters?I would love to have sex with an android woman.I will be glad when they get them.
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Everyone’s interactions seemed less awkward before you went from FPSs,
“firstpersonshooters,” to your brazenly confiding in GLaDOS, “I would
love to have sex with an android woman.” Things digressed afterward,
which is why I asked your cooperation in cleaning up this thread. For
helping all of us to back track a bit, I thank you.

You, as quoted above, implied interest in something between a sex doll
and a Stepford wife. That pegs you as ‘Mr. Wrong’ for all but the type
of woman whom, for a price, might play along for a few minutes. After
all, GLaDOS character's known for being more frighteningly narcissistic
than submissive.

What more complicates things for GLaDOS is the fact that the rules
of her game world are not set in reality. Off of her turf, nothing works
so perfectly for her. Only therein can she safely taunt men until they
wish they could kill her; otherwise, such behavior is high risk.
 
Syzygy

I was enjoying the moral drama. How do you know it wasn't role playing on Time Tunnels part? And GLaDOS has not replied as of yet. Perhaps she is considering Time Tunnels offer.
 
Einstein,

It is my opinion that the two are similarly lacking in tenderness.
Tenderness requires nurturing. To the extent that each of them
can reciprocally nurture and be nurtured, both will be happier--
whether or not together.

0 : - ) MGby'all.
 
I was talking and telling the truth about myself.Syzygy your God has hate in him.And he dares say's that he love.Which don't make sense.That is what your basing what you type on.
 
time tunnel said:
I was talking and telling the truth about myself.Syzygy your God has hate in him.And he dares says that he love.Which don't make sense.That is what your basing what you type on.
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God is everything good, including love, as far as I'm concerned.
Love, ordinarily, has nothing to do with having sex with a robot.
However, if your mentioning that you find erotic "an woman
android" was meant to imply GLaDOS in particular, only she
can determine whether she'll take that as a compliment or regard
you rash. Probably GLaDOS prefers to be regarded a she versus
an "it," which is why I insisted we back track upon your wondering
at her lack of response.

The rest is up to her at this point. Beyond that, I'll choose to
believe there is someone for everyone. Best wishes.
 
Love, ordinarily, has nothing to do with having sex with a robot.That is so onesided and hateful.So you are saying your God is not love.So you have confirmed what i have typed.
 
You are talking nonsense, Time Tunnel.
There is nothing wrong with your being fond of a woman whom pretends to be an android,
whereas it is disordered for a man to either lust for or believe himself in love with any robot.
To have such a fetish for a lifeless object is to be no better than a dog that humps everything.

Earlier, I suggested:
If you like GLaDOS, perhaps you should start over.
Indicate that you like this thread, clean it up,
and more politely avail yourself to role-playing with her.

Now, supposing you really are so crazy about her
that you would behave like such a fool,
she might still forgive you for identifying androids
with her. Be man enough to accept responsibility
for your conduct, and behave like a gentleman. As such,
give her plenty of room to gradually get to know you better.
Being that she already knows you're attracted to her,
patiently wait for an indication, if any, from her
that your amorousness is mutual.
Preliminary to any intimacy,
you must learn to be a sport
by letting her be free to be her playful self.

Please excuse me from this discussion.

Thank you.
 
Anyone recall mt response to why I opposed having a religious discussion forum on this site? It happens every time.
 
time tunnel said:
No i don't recall that.Where and which post?
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A section where God can be discussed and debunked. | Time Travel Institute

On every TT site that I've been on (including this one and the now defunct Anomalies.net forum) where there was a religious discussion forum it very quickly devolved to uncontrolled rancor, people being banned, attracting even more Fruitbats than normal, unchecked flame wars, etc.
Darby, May 19, 2013
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http://timetravelinstitute.com/thre...an-be-discussed-and-debunked.8249/#post-78288
 
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