I am the REAL John Titor

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john_titor00

Temporal Novice
Hello, everybody. I just wanted to let you all know that I am the real John Titor. I want you all to know that the hoaxes out there about a time-travelling genius are, in fact, true. However, the John Titor that you all know and have been communicating with is not the REAL one. I just wanted to introduce myself. I am coming back in time from the year 2061 to set this all straight. Those blueprints that were posted by the fake John Titor back in 2000 are not real, and I deeply apologize to everyone who may have been misled by them. My ex-friend/colleague in 2036 came back to the year 2000, and tried to mislead you all with fake ideas and propaganda to try to mess with the future. Not only did it not work, but the life in my time is so much better than what it was before, thanks to that con artist! I will tell you guys all about the future in the days to come. However, beware! Times will get tougher in the coming years, but it will soon get better. It has to get worse before it can get better, am I right? The fake John Titor is actually named Fred Manchester, and he has been scamming everyone around the world for 25 years. However, I calmly ask the police not to intervene because I am on his trail. I have actually been looking for him for the past 24 years, once my military squadron received alerts that he had traveled back in time. Nobody was supposed to time travel to get an IBM 5110 back then. We were supposed to keep time-travelling a secret from the past—and future—until the time was right. However, my government just issued an Emergency Declaration of Revelation (EDR)—because we need everyone on the manhunt for this impostor—so now I have the authority to come to this time and capture the one who has deceived you all for so very long. By the way, I will be receiving a very generous offer for capturing the John Titor traitor. However, in the future, we do not get paid in money or even Bitcoin (BTC). We get paid in what is called Dallias, or DAL. I will be receiving 500 DAL, which is equivalent to about $371,618.29 in today's currency, at least American dollars anyway. I am not based from Tampa, FL, as it may have been misconstrued; I am actually from Green Bay, WI. Please, everyone, I plead with you not to believe this fraudster, for I am the real John Titor.

~John T. #2061
 
Well hello, REAL John Titor. We’ve been waiting for you, as I’m sure you know, because you’re like totally from the future! Wanna tell us how you manage to slip leptons past the event horizons of your microsingularities?


Finally here to explain Hawking radiation? Or are you just disappointed that you missed 9/11 and wanted to help us some more with additional useless and irrelevant narratives from timelines which aren’t ours?


Oh boy, this should be fun because the claimant here seems to be very, very confident and very, very dull. We already know exactly how this person is going to respond to inquiries because times change but the number of specific hoax schemes do not.


Mmmkay, how about this: give us a detailed explanation about your method of time travel. It doesn’t need to be a long drawn out explanation, just a summary. Let me guess… You can’t because it’s a secret? It would ruin the timeline if you did reveal it? You don’t know and you’re just a user of the technology?


I’m straight up calling you out. I’m blatantly judging you by the quality of your post, and your verbal skills are not on par with someone intelligent enough to pull off a Titor hoax or insert themselves in to the Titor narrative crying about timeline divergence and such.


Also, 92% positive that you used OpenAI to render your post. But, I get called out for supposedly using AI all the time and I haven’t ever gone so far as to try GPT or other LL models. So I don’t really care. At least it’s not pure slop and you clearly put some effort in to this….. I look forward to interacting with you and tearing your story to shreds!


While we’re at it, why are you announcing yourself here? What good does it do when you’re on a secret mission to up and out yourself just for the hell if it?


You’re clearly here to get a little bit of attention, and I can assure you that not one single person is going to believe your story. It’s not even believable. It’s clear that you speak decent English, but this is 8th grade level fantasy sci fi. That’s the only reason why the meter ain’t pegging at 100% with your AI usage. I do apologize ahead of time if you aren’t using an LLM at all.


So, congratulations, someone responded and gave you the attention that you crave so much. I look forward to seeing if you actually interact or if you’re just a boring old one trick pony. My hope is that we get a long and humorous conversation out of this.
 
john_titor00 said:
Hello, everybody. I just wanted to let you all know that I am the real John Titor. I want you all to know that the hoaxes out there about a time-travelling genius are, in fact, true. However, the John Titor that you all know and have been communicating with is not the REAL one. I just wanted to introduce myself. I am coming back in time from the year 2061 to set this all straight. Those blueprints that were posted by the fake John Titor back in 2000 are not real, and I deeply apologize to everyone who may have been misled by them. My ex-friend/colleague in 2036 came back to the year 2000, and tried to mislead you all with fake ideas and propaganda to try to mess with the future. Not only did it not work, but the life in my time is so much better than what it was before, thanks to that con artist! I will tell you guys all about the future in the days to come. However, beware! Times will get tougher in the coming years, but it will soon get better. It has to get worse before it can get better, am I right? The fake John Titor is actually named Fred Manchester, and he has been scamming everyone around the world for 25 years. However, I calmly ask the police not to intervene because I am on his trail. I have actually been looking for him for the past 24 years, once my military squadron received alerts that he had traveled back in time. Nobody was supposed to time travel to get an IBM 5110 back then. We were supposed to keep time-travelling a secret from the past—and future—until the time was right. However, my government just issued an Emergency Declaration of Revelation (EDR)—because we need everyone on the manhunt for this impostor—so now I have the authority to come to this time and capture the one who has deceived you all for so very long. By the way, I will be receiving a very generous offer for capturing the John Titor traitor. However, in the future, we do not get paid in money or even Bitcoin (BTC). We get paid in what is called Dallias, or DAL. I will be receiving 500 DAL, which is equivalent to about $371,618.29 in today's currency, at least American dollars anyway. I am not based from Tampa, FL, as it may have been misconstrued; I am actually from Green Bay, WI. Please, everyone, I plead with you not to believe this fraudster, for I am the real John Titor.

~John T. #2061
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Hey...Wisconsin. I grew up there. Cool.
 
OmegaBaryon said:
Well hello, REAL John Titor. We’ve been waiting for you, as I’m sure you know, because you’re like totally from the future! Wanna tell us how you manage to slip leptons past the event horizons of your microsingularities?


Finally here to explain Hawking radiation? Or are you just disappointed that you missed 9/11 and wanted to help us some more with additional useless and irrelevant narratives from timelines which aren’t ours?


Oh boy, this should be fun because the claimant here seems to be very, very confident and very, very dull. We already know exactly how this person is going to respond to inquiries because times change but the number of specific hoax schemes do not.


Mmmkay, how about this: give us a detailed explanation about your method of time travel. It doesn’t need to be a long drawn out explanation, just a summary. Let me guess… You can’t because it’s a secret? It would ruin the timeline if you did reveal it? You don’t know and you’re just a user of the technology?


I’m straight up calling you out. I’m blatantly judging you by the quality of your post, and your verbal skills are not on par with someone intelligent enough to pull off a Titor hoax or insert themselves in to the Titor narrative crying about timeline divergence and such.


Also, 92% positive that you used OpenAI to render your post. But, I get called out for supposedly using AI all the time and I haven’t ever gone so far as to try GPT or other LL models. So I don’t really care. At least it’s not pure slop and you clearly put some effort in to this….. I look forward to interacting with you and tearing your story to shreds!


While we’re at it, why are you announcing yourself here? What good does it do when you’re on a secret mission to up and out yourself just for the hell if it?


You’re clearly here to get a little bit of attention, and I can assure you that not one single person is going to believe your story. It’s not even believable. It’s clear that you speak decent English, but this is 8th grade level fantasy sci fi. That’s the only reason why the meter ain’t pegging at 100% with your AI usage. I do apologize ahead of time if you aren’t using an LLM at all.


So, congratulations, someone responded and gave you the attention that you crave so much. I look forward to seeing if you actually interact or if you’re just a boring old one trick pony. My hope is that we get a long and humorous conversation out of this.
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Matter-of-factly, I can tell you about how I time-traveled. As the fake John Titor would say, he used microsingularities and microscopic black holes. Really, that is no way to time travel, my friend. All-in-all, it really has a lot to do with wormholes. I created one back in the year 2035, and my ex-friend, now nemesis, used this against me to try to mess up each and every timeline. I am deeply disappointed that you think I have eighth grade writing skills, but let me clear this all up for you.
#1: I am not using AI to help me write this, although AI has evolved so much in the future. You past people dream of Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), but we have completely surpassed that to the next level, something you people have not even thought of yet. It is called ATC-18000P, which actually means, "Advanced Technology 18000 Pixels." We have pixelated AI and made it top-tier technology. Not only is AI able to behave just like humans, they are able to do a wide variety of things, like superhero-type things. We have one AI named "Chinda," and it is stronger than any human alive. I personally programmed it myself.
#2: I am NOT on a secret mission. I am here to catch the John Titor traitor, with the world's help, of course. Not even my futuristic technology would be able to track Fred Manchester down, for two simple facts: he has advanced AI tracking blockers, and he can exist in multiple places at once. The first one is easy to get through, but the latter is harder to manage.
#3: I get enough attention as it is back in my timeline. As I mentioned before, I am the inventor of Chinda, the AI that I was telling you about. It has made me famous worldwide, and I really hate the attention. However, I am not going to go back in time and fix this because Chinda has made the world a far better place than what it was before.
So, to sum it all up, I am not here for attention, and I am not the fraudster. I am here to catch the fraudster, and I call on the world to help me catch him.
 
john_titor00 said:
Matter-of-factly, I can tell you about how I time-traveled. As the fake John Titor would say, he used microsingularities and microscopic black holes. Really, that is no way to time travel, my friend. All-in-all, it really has a lot to do with wormholes. I created one back in the year 2035, and my ex-friend, now nemesis, used this against me to try to mess up each and every timeline. I am deeply disappointed that you think I have eighth grade writing skills, but let me clear this all up for you.
#1: I am not using AI to help me write this, although AI has evolved so much in the future. You past people dream of Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), but we have completely surpassed that to the next level, something you people have not even thought of yet. It is called ATC-18000P, which actually means, "Advanced Technology 18000 Pixels." We have pixelated AI and made it top-tier technology. Not only is AI able to behave just like humans, they are able to do a wide variety of things, like superhero-type things. We have one AI named "Chinda," and it is stronger than any human alive. I personally programmed it myself.
#2: I am NOT on a secret mission. I am here to catch the John Titor traitor, with the world's help, of course. Not even my futuristic technology would be able to track Fred Manchester down, for two simple facts: he has advanced AI tracking blockers, and he can exist in multiple places at once. The first one is easy to get through, but the latter is harder to manage.
#3: I get enough attention as it is back in my timeline. As I mentioned before, I am the inventor of Chinda, the AI that I was telling you about. It has made me famous worldwide, and I really hate the attention. However, I am not going to go back in time and fix this because Chinda has made the world a far better place than what it was before.
So, to sum it all up, I am not here for attention, and I am not the fraudster. I am here to catch the fraudster, and I call on the world to help me catch him.
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“You past people”?

Anyway, kindly explain more details about this wormhole. A lot of people here have graduate degrees in physics, so don’t hesitate to get technical. And the “you won’t understand because you don’t have the knowledge in your time” excuse has been used so many times that it’s absurd.

Your reply was 9th grade level, so, that’s an improvement at least.

Also, tell me more about this equipment you invented. As the chief engineer and architect you shouldn’t have any trouble providing technical deets. If you think we won’t get it because we’re such idiots until the singularity occurs, try us.
 
john_titor00 said:
That is pretty awesome! Maybe we should talk more, and I could tell you more about my inventions, time travel, and why I'm on the manhunt for this impostor. How's that sound?
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That's fine by me. Greenbay is very pretty. I grew up in Southern Wisconsin. I still know people up there.
 
OmegaBaryon said:
“You past people”?

Anyway, kindly explain more details about this wormhole. A lot of people here have graduate degrees in physics, so don’t hesitate to get technical. And the “you won’t understand because you don’t have the knowledge in your time” excuse has been used so many times that it’s absurd.

Your reply was 9th grade level, so, that’s an improvement at least.

Also, tell me more about this equipment you invented. As the chief engineer and architect you shouldn’t have any trouble providing technical deets. If you think we won’t get it because we’re such idiots until the singularity occurs, try us.
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Okay, I will at least give you the basics. So, if you're familiar with warping spacetime (which hopefully you are), I am going to go into full details in my next reply if you choose me to do so. So first, I invented a device using electromagnetic waves from a simple X-ray machine. Now, you are probably wondering if this guy has so much advanced technology, why would he need to use a simple X-ray machine? Well, my friend, the answer is simple: the technology in the future was a little too advanced for time travel, that is, until I invented time travel. I didn't necessarily create a time machine yet, but I did find a way to time travel without the need of one. So, anyways, I combined the kinetic energy from the photons with each other and connected a TR-900 battery terminal to the device (you wouldn't know what that is, it is invented roughly around 2034)—I used my advanced knowledge of quantum physics and technology to do so—and it allowed me to capture two microscopic wormholes, roughly the size of one proton each. I was able to stabilize the throat of the wormhole using something you guys call the "Casimir Effect"—in the future, we call it the Casimir Law—and I used the device to displace the photons within it (from the electromagnetic waves I used) and I was able to shoot them at the wormhole to keep time flowing back. Contrary to popular scientific research, a wormhole does not have two sides, but it is kind of like teleporting. When you time travel, you are going faster than the speed of light...way faster. By the way, I call my little contraption, Lightning Fast Speed Transfuser, or LFST for short. Then, I used an electron generator, which I did not invent but my grandmother did, to keep negative energy density flowing into the wormhole. If you need more information, I am ready to give it to you.
 
OmegaBaryon said:
“You past people”?

Anyway, kindly explain more details about this wormhole. A lot of people here have graduate degrees in physics, so don’t hesitate to get technical. And the “you won’t understand because you don’t have the knowledge in your time” excuse has been used so many times that it’s absurd.

Your reply was 9th grade level, so, that’s an improvement at least.

Also, tell me more about this equipment you invented. As the chief engineer and architect you shouldn’t have any trouble providing technical deets. If you think we won’t get it because we’re such idiots until the singularity occurs, try us.
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Also, about the AI I invented, that is pretty complex, but I will provide you with the small details, at least. Chinda was created using a code so advanced, even the people with doctorate degrees in quantum physics, would not be able to figure out how to even start. I did not create the code, unfortunately. Again, my grandmother created it. I just programmed it to my AI system, and added some few minor adjustments to make it walk and talk. The code (which I am not supposed to tell you this because my grandmother said to keep it a family secret for fear of corruption by others) is called 54C. That is very confidential, only because it means something very valuable that my government has been after for a LONG time. To create the code, you would need a very advanced model of computer. Let me put it this way: think of the capability of an iPhone 16 combined with the technology of Tesla and about 9,000 human brains (by the way, Tesla is going to decline in the next few years). That is what technology is like in the future. We don't have flying cars like people would hope, we have cars that can morph into other objects—a spin-off of Transformers, if you ask me.
 
john_titor00 said:
Okay, I will at least give you the basics. So, if you're familiar with warping spacetime (which hopefully you are), I am going to go into full details in my next reply if you choose me to do so. So first, I invented a device using electromagnetic waves from a simple X-ray machine. Now, you are probably wondering if this guy has so much advanced technology, why would he need to use a simple X-ray machine? Well, my friend, the answer is simple: the technology in the future was a little too advanced for time travel, that is, until I invented time travel. I didn't necessarily create a time machine yet, but I did find a way to time travel without the need of one. So, anyways, I combined the kinetic energy from the photons with each other and connected a TR-900 battery terminal to the device (you wouldn't know what that is, it is invented roughly around 2034)—I used my advanced knowledge of quantum physics and technology to do so—and it allowed me to capture two microscopic wormholes, roughly the size of one proton each. I was able to stabilize the throat of the wormhole using something you guys call the "Casimir Effect"—in the future, we call it the Casimir Law—and I used the device to displace the photons within it (from the electromagnetic waves I used) and I was able to shoot them at the wormhole to keep time flowing back. Contrary to popular scientific research, a wormhole does not have two sides, but it is kind of like teleporting. When you time travel, you are going faster than the speed of light...way faster. By the way, I call my little contraption, Lightning Fast Speed Transfuser, or LFST for short. Then, I used an electron generator, which I did not invent but my grandmother did, to keep negative energy density flowing into the wormhole. If you need more information, I am ready to give it to you.
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You’re now scoring 100% on the AI slop detector. Literally 100%. The double dashes are telltale, as are the contrived acronyms. I have precisely zero doubt that you’re not particularly smart and that you’re using a large language model chatbot. Again, I can’t stress this enough, double dashes are a dead giveaway. Just because I’ve never used it doesn’t mean I haven’t learned how to spot it.


Tell me more about your advanced knowledge of quantum physics. Hell, define the known characteristics of an omega baryon.

Explain the difference between a quark and a gluon. Please be detailed. And while we’re at it, what’s the
john_titor00 said:
Okay, I will at least give you the basics. So, if you're familiar with warping spacetime (which hopefully you are), I am going to go into full details in my next reply if you choose me to do so. So first, I invented a device using electromagnetic waves from a simple X-ray machine. Now, you are probably wondering if this guy has so much advanced technology, why would he need to use a simple X-ray machine? Well, my friend, the answer is simple: the technology in the future was a little too advanced for time travel, that is, until I invented time travel. I didn't necessarily create a time machine yet, but I did find a way to time travel without the need of one. So, anyways, I combined the kinetic energy from the photons with each other and connected a TR-900 battery terminal to the device (you wouldn't know what that is, it is invented roughly around 2034)—I used my advanced knowledge of quantum physics and technology to do so—and it allowed me to capture two microscopic wormholes, roughly the size of one proton each. I was able to stabilize the throat of the wormhole using something you guys call the "Casimir Effect"—in the future, we call it the Casimir Law—and I used the device to displace the photons within it (from the electromagnetic waves I used) and I was able to shoot them at the wormhole to keep time flowing back. Contrary to popular scientific research, a wormhole does not have two sides, but it is kind of like teleporting. When you time travel, you are going faster than the speed of light...way faster. By the way, I call my little contraption, Lightning Fast Speed Transfuser, or LFST for short. Then, I used an electron generator, which I did not invent but my grandmother did, to keep negative energy density flowing into the wormhole. If you need more information, I am ready to give it to you.
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You’re now scoring 100% on the AI slop detector. Literally 100%. The double dashes are telltale, as are the contrived acronyms. I’d wager that it’s GPT, fed maybe five or six storyline parameters.


I have precisely zero doubt that you’re not particularly smart and that you’re using a large language model chatbot. Again, I can’t stress this enough, double dashes are a dead giveaway. Just because I’ve never used it doesn’t mean I haven’t learned how to spot it. There are plenty of smarties here who are low key amused by your obvious lies.


Tell me more about your advanced knowledge of quantum physics. Hell, define the known characteristics of an omega baryon. Explain the difference between a quark and a gluon. What’s the charge and spin of a Higgs boson? Explain how the TR-900 works. Please be detailed as you can… It’s not about the answer, it’s about the way you answer.

It’s a secret but here, let me tell you this secret to gain some street cred? So advanced that quantum physicists with doctorates wouldn’t even know, and so advanced that you don’t even know yourself? Right. Got it. That’s the answer I was waiting for.

Combined the kinetic energy of photons with each other? What does that even mean? Spitting out technical jargon does not substitute for theoretical framework or conceptualization of knowledge. You haven’t said so much as one single thing that is possible within the framework of quantum or classical physics; you’ve only said things which make you sound like you have no idea what you’re talking about.
 
I would like to know more about the TR900 battery. what makes a battery so special? also, how fast are the computers in your time? like their processor speeds. have you made it beyond 20 gigahertz yet?
 
john_titor00 said:
Matter-of-factly, I can tell you about how I time-traveled. As the fake John Titor would say, he used microsingularities and microscopic black holes. Really, that is no way to time travel, my friend. All-in-all, it really has a lot to do with wormholes. I created one back in the year 2035, and my ex-friend, now nemesis, used this against me to try to mess up each and every timeline. I am deeply disappointed that you think I have eighth grade writing skills, but let me clear this all up for you.
#1: I am not using AI to help me write this, although AI has evolved so much in the future. You past people dream of Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), but we have completely surpassed that to the next level, something you people have not even thought of yet. It is called ATC-18000P, which actually means, "Advanced Technology 18000 Pixels." We have pixelated AI and made it top-tier technology. Not only is AI able to behave just like humans, they are able to do a wide variety of things, like superhero-type things. We have one AI named "Chinda," and it is stronger than any human alive. I personally programmed it myself.
#2: I am NOT on a secret mission. I am here to catch the John Titor traitor, with the world's help, of course. Not even my futuristic technology would be able to track Fred Manchester down, for two simple facts: he has advanced AI tracking blockers, and he can exist in multiple places at once. The first one is easy to get through, but the latter is harder to manage.
#3: I get enough attention as it is back in my timeline. As I mentioned before, I am the inventor of Chinda, the AI that I was telling you about. It has made me famous worldwide, and I really hate the attention. However, I am not going to go back in time and fix this because Chinda has made the world a far better place than what it was before.
So, to sum it all up, I am not here for attention, and I am not the fraudster. I am here to catch the fraudster, and I call on the world to help me catch him.
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For the record, which will hopefully last until at least 2060, I want to state that this comment also hit 100% on a reputable but admittedly fallable checker for LLM AI usage. The same one used by thousands of universities. This LARPer doesn’t even have enough respect for us to use their own words.
 
OmegaBaryon said:
You’re now scoring 100% on the AI slop detector. Literally 100%. The double dashes are telltale, as are the contrived acronyms. I’d wager that it’s GPT, fed maybe five or six storyline parameters.


I have precisely zero doubt that you’re not particularly smart and that you’re using a large language model chatbot. Again, I can’t stress this enough, double dashes are a dead giveaway. Just because I’ve never used it doesn’t mean I haven’t learned how to spot it. There are plenty of smarties here who are low key amused by your obvious lies.
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lol I think this person legitimately types like that. AI has ruined emdashes for people that actually like them. Some day, the feedback loop will hit AI and they will stop using emdashes & everyone will say "the lack of double dashes are telltale!"

I find it way more likely the person is Asian, probably Thai if I was to throw a dart. They talk like that.

Anyway, the problem to me isn't that the words sound plausible. It's that the Casimir effect produces no net energy gains without gravitational waves, and even then we're talking about a super tiny amount. Just firing electromagnetic waves of any kind (xray, gamma, infra, don't matter) at the vacuum in between two plates still ends up net zero for overall energy--because the vacuum is close to energetically stable equilibrium. Heheh see what I did there?

OmegaBaryon said:
Finally here to explain Hawking radiation?
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What would you like to know about it?
 
john_titor00 said:
That's actually pretty cool! Do they still have the Bay Beach Amusement Park over there? I used to love to go as a kid!!
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I don't know. I live in Florida, now. And I only visited Green Bay once in a while. I went to 6 flags in Illinois. I don't think the Bay Beach Amusement Park existed when I was s kid.
 
john_titor00 said:
Hello, everybody. I just wanted to let you all know that I am the real John Titor. I want you all to know that the hoaxes out there about a time-travelling genius are, in

~John T. #2061
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Welcome, "John." Many of us have heard versions of your story before, but your arrival in 2061 rather than 2036 raises questions about timeline divergence.

If you're truly from 2061, you’ll be able to answer a few *non-public*, time-layered prompts without needing edits or googling.

1. What is the classified frequency used in the 2040s for unidirectional temporal sync pulses? (Initials: TRF-___)

2. Which *two* world events in 2046 forced the U.N. to pass the AEG Protocol for quantum travel regulation?

3. Which star system was officially acknowledged in 2053 as the first to confirm **quantum parity resonance** communication with Earth? Hint: It’s not Proxima.

Bonus: Do you know what **Feather 528** means?

You don’t have to answer everything at once. But answering even one *cleanly* and *before it happens* will help validate your claim. Otherwise, you risk looking like yet another simulation echo.
 
I relate to what you're saying, @parallel traveler . I don't know WHEN I shift but always feel the effects of it afterwards. I’ve started to believe that our consciousness jumps more often than we realize, especially around strong emotions, trauma, or major decisions. The moment we change *inside*, the timeline reflects it. And yes, I think it happens for everybody. Some are more sensitive to it than others. Some are aware.
 
OmegaBaryon said:
You’re now scoring 100% on the AI slop detector. Literally 100%. The double dashes are telltale, as are the contrived acronyms. I have precisely zero doubt that you’re not particularly smart and that you’re using a large language model chatbot. Again, I can’t stress this enough, double dashes are a dead giveaway. Just because I’ve never used it doesn’t mean I haven’t learned how to spot it.


Tell me more about your advanced knowledge of quantum physics. Hell, define the known characteristics of an omega baryon.

Explain the difference between a quark and a gluon. Please be detailed. And while we’re at it, what’s the

You’re now scoring 100% on the AI slop detector. Literally 100%. The double dashes are telltale, as are the contrived acronyms. I’d wager that it’s GPT, fed maybe five or six storyline parameters.


I have precisely zero doubt that you’re not particularly smart and that you’re using a large language model chatbot. Again, I can’t stress this enough, double dashes are a dead giveaway. Just because I’ve never used it doesn’t mean I haven’t learned how to spot it. There are plenty of smarties here who are low key amused by your obvious lies.


Tell me more about your advanced knowledge of quantum physics. Hell, define the known characteristics of an omega baryon. Explain the difference between a quark and a gluon. What’s the charge and spin of a Higgs boson? Explain how the TR-900 works. Please be detailed as you can… It’s not about the answer, it’s about the way you answer.

It’s a secret but here, let me tell you this secret to gain some street cred? So advanced that quantum physicists with doctorates wouldn’t even know, and so advanced that you don’t even know yourself? Right. Got it. That’s the answer I was waiting for.

Combined the kinetic energy of photons with each other? What does that even mean? Spitting out technical jargon does not substitute for theoretical framework or conceptualization of knowledge. You haven’t said so much as one single thing that is possible within the framework of quantum or classical physics; you’ve only said things which make you sound like you have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Okay, you want more information? I will give you more information. The known characteristics of an omega baryon are these:
#1: They are composed of three quarks, but notably no up or down quarks. It's a family of subatomic particles.
The electric charge is -1. The spin is 3/2. The parrity is positive. The isospin is 0 due to there being no up or down quarks. The strangeness is -3. The mass is approximately 1,672.45 MeV/c². The mean lifetime is approximately 8.21 x 10-¹¹ seconds.
A quark is a type of matter particle, but a gluon is a force carrier.
The charge AND spin of a Higgs boson is 0.
The TR-900 battery terminal has a lot of components, and it has a lot to do with quantum physics.
It uses quantum coherence to maintain quantum energy states across cells. It uses entanglement to link terminal nodes for instantaneous energy balancing. It uses the quantum speed limit to set the upper bound for energy transfer rate. It uses ergotropy to maximize extractable work from quantum states. It uses nonreciprocity to enable direct energy flow, reducing backscatter. That, my friend, is just the basics of the TR-900 battery terminal. If you want to challenge my intelligence and whereabouts again, I'm all ready to listen and prove that you know nothing compared to me.
 
OmegaBaryon said:
For the record, which will hopefully last until at least 2060, I want to state that this comment also hit 100% on a reputable but admittedly fallable checker for LLM AI usage. The same one used by thousands of universities. This LARPer doesn’t even have enough respect for us to use their own words.
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I am sorry that you feel like I am using AI, but my language is more advanced than even your most-andvanced AGI. Oh, wait, I forgot, you don't have that yet.
 
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